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Post by jack'z vis'z on 10th October 2010, 00:51

Di Klas II A1 (Jurusan Ilmu Pasti dan Pengetahuan Alam, ini pembagian di zaman SMA tahun 1990-an) SMA Puncak Sekuning Palembang. Sesuai jadwal pelajaran, masing guru masuk ke klas tsb. Jam pertama, Pelajaran Ilmu Bumi Alam Falak, Pak Leo sedang menerangkan keadaan cuaca, setelah itu dia bertanya kepada murid² di klas.
Guru: "Kenapa jemuran kering bisa basah???"
Ali: "Kena hujan."
Guru: "Salah"
Bedoel: "Terlambat mengangkat."
Guru: "Betoel... seratus!"
Jam pelajaran kedua, Guru Fisika masuk, Pak Ucok, dia menerangkan tentang proses pembakaran sehingga terjadi carbon mono-oxide dan di-oxide, setelah pelajaran selesai dia bertanya:
Guru: "Kenapa roti di oven bisa hangus?"
Ali: "Adanya peristiwa pemanasan tinggi, sehingga O2 di dalam oven memuai akibatnya particles O2 yang panas pada menabrak roti sehingga rotinya mengalami trauma tumpul akibatnya rotinya memar kehitaman...!"
Guru: "Salaaaahhhhhh!"
Bedoel: "Terlambat mengangkat!"
Guru: "Betul... betul !
Jam pelajaran ketiga, Guru Biologi yang masuk, Pak Aman, menerangkan ttg proses pembuahan. Setelah selesai beliau bertanya kpd muridnya:
Guru: "Kenapa wanita hamil???"
Ali: "Krn terjadi zygote, yaitu pertemuan antara *****a dgn sel telur!"
Guru: "Salaaahhhhh!"
Bedoel: "Terlambat mengangkatnya!"



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Post by JodY on 11th October 2010, 22:24

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Post by b124nt on 16th October 2010, 10:50

kalo dah takdir mo gimana lagi.....
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